How to build a birthday party that makes your bosses think you’re a genius

By now, everyone in the United States knows the secret formula for building a birthday bash: buy a birthday cake and get drunk.

But if you want to get the party started, you need to make it as fun as possible.

Here’s how to get started.

Read moreThe rules of the game:1.

Make sure you’re not on the party guest list.

If you are, then no booze, no cake.2.

Dress like a regular party guest.

Don’t be an idiot.3.

Have a great birthday party.4.

Get drunk.

The party will be ruined if you leave early.5.

Have your birthday party party.6.

Go to the bar.

If it’s not a bar, find a restaurant nearby.7.

Have some food.

If your party needs dessert, make sure you have a nice dessert.8.

Have the cake.9.

Have drinks.10.

Have fun.

It’s the party season.

Here are some tips to make the party even more fun:1